i have this recurrent fantasy

where i stride into PC World like some kind of god-powered supervillain

scattering passers-by like so much dandelion fluff

and hurl about half my life savings at the bewildered peon behind the counter

‘BRING ME YOUR FINEST WACOM CINTIQ 21UX’

and thus armed go forth and become a really, really good illustrator/animator/concept artist/idk

but then i remember that a £1500 piece of equipment still wouldn’t make up for the complete lack of motivation to do anything of value

so i go back to looking at gifs of jumping spiders

look at it it thinks it's people
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