my name is waffles
well, one of my names
here are some things i like.
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AAHH I LOVE IT look at the blue and the red glowy and aw he looks cold and TINY KITTEH <3 <3 but seriously NO WHEATLEY DON’T DANGLE YOUR LEGS OFF THE EDGE YOU’RE GONNA DIE
mrrf
#what the eff does downing look like w christmas decorations?? #google?? #no #IMAGINATION.
oodles you’re a legend
bored doodles.
i dunno i think wheatley knows stuff, but it always seems to come as a surprise. oh, i have a tongue now, of course i have a tongue etc. etc.
DON’T LICK THAT
oh god yes and sometimes Chell just finds herself saying things she never expected to have to say aloud to anyone ever.
don’t lick that
don’t put pebbles in your ear
stop poking yourself in the eye
that plug won’t fit there
take that out of your mouth
the oven can’t answer you
no, you’re not dying, you have hiccups
no no listen! it might be acid! it might be millions of tiny ice-crystal-based, sentient parasites! the kind that eat through your skull! it might give you influenza, or or typhoid, or- you’re- you’re still going out there?? unbelievable, why don’t you ever listen?? why don’t you ever listen to me when i tell you not to do things??!
well don’t come running to me with a headful of deadly ice parasites because i’ll be dead too. we’ll both be dead and i’ll have ‘em put on my tombstone ‘was never listened to, even when it was REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT, ‘cause little miss cleverclogs thought she knew it all.’
tragic.
“She’s sharp enough to see that his fascination with her, while fervent and uncomplicated and- yes- touching, isn’t exactly what she would have called purely spiritual.”
i think that this happens after the whole proposal disaster, just because he seems more put together in this one. ╮(╯3╰)╭
newsflash to Wheatley Central Chell has boobs more at 11
(via nauticalacronym)
there was this one artist who took photos of couples in each other’s clothing.
(oh and that artist was Hana Pesut)
aaaaaghh precious
ok wheatloops you are not exactly rocking that blouse there but i got to admit good job on the trews
chell you just keep on doing what you’re doing
*hugs everyone and everything involved*
3am ride to civilization
(wow tumblr way to be a jerk and make it all fuzzy)
i’m still wondering where he borrowed them pants from though.
is there some poor Eadener sap roaming home pants-less because of you wheatley?
Yeah, I’m still wondering that though. Hard to imagine him going all the way to Eaden just wearing a shirt. That would’ve been awkward as hell (and as if it weren’t awkward enough with the whole vitreous fluid thing). Either this, or they just covered him with sheets from the Relaxation Center…
BEDSHEET SARONG ALL THE WAAYYY
oh this is lovely and precious i just want to be in it
with a clothespeg preferably but still wehhhh
playing with facial features of two very different individuals is so fun!
factors: color, jawline, brow size, ear size, eyesight, noses, hairstyle, mouths.
dark colors are dominant, but i kind of fudged the rest of the factors, cautiously erring on the side of big ears and big noses. i find B to be really boring, but lOOK AT C HE IS SO DASHING AND SMUG. D, E, and H are also cute.
I’s curls are passed down from Wheatley, but are recessive in him.
this isnt headcanon or anything, just playing around.
DAMN Chell, that is a LOT of babies. (I bet Wheatley names the first boy ‘Kevin’)
What a great exercise though! I’ve only given it one shot but maybe I should do another.
CUTIES
i dont have a foot fetish, i just REALLY LIKE FEET OKAY?? they are so complicated and curvy and flat and bony. feet are cool.
you can walk on gravel and cement every day and get them all tough and still be ticklish you know?? they are so sensitive its like feeling your way around the ground with these little sensitive things on the ends of your legs.
why are you walking on one of the most sensitive things on your body?? stop it
also i think chell would be a notorious tickler, for some reason. not all-out tickle fight, but poking and brushing and goosing.
its 2:20am stopit
wehhhh
oh that tickle monster one and chell’s little halo
too much cuteness plus you are extremely good at drawing feets :O
they get into an argument about whether robot ghosts or people ghosts are scarier.
guess who wins
HELP IM DYING FROM CUTE AGAIN
whoops oodles just illustrated most of our RPs
(via upperstories)