i dunno i think wheatley knows stuff, but it always seems to come as a surprise. oh, i have a tongue now, of course i have a tongue etc. etc.
DON’T LICK THAT
oh god yes and sometimes Chell just finds herself saying things she never expected to have to say aloud to anyone ever.
don’t lick that
don’t put pebbles in your ear
stop poking yourself in the eye
that plug won’t fit there
take that out of your mouth
the oven can’t answer you
no, you’re not dying, you have hiccups